Boomer Effing Sooner!!

Secondary to multiple requests, blogging is resuming. 

For now. 

Today is January 2, 2014, and it's halftime of the Sugar Bowl. Oklahoma vs. Alabama. 

A rundown of events so far: 

Since Erie is getting slammed with the residuals of winter storm Hercules, the usual watch site of BWW was eliminated. Therefore, I leapt valiantly into my little Hallie Honda (my mom still calls her the cozy coupe) on a hunt for Blue Moon, the beer I drink when we win. 

Somewhere between cash register and front door, I dropped my wallet. At this moment I'm still drivers license, debit, and credit cardless.  

All in the name of the Bud Light slogan, it's only weird if it doesn't work. 

So I've been sitting in front of the TV since 7:45 EST, geared up in jersey, big hair, bow, and Bradford-jerseyed white dog. 

We couldn't wait for kickoff. 

We may not have legal identification, but we know we are Sooners! 

The first possession, those Alabama Tiders scored a touchdown. 

But then, OU got comfy in NOLA. 

First, a touchdown for the Sooners! 

(It's okay, all, I'm the future of mental health... Maybe I should do a study on quantity of selfies correlating with quantity of touchdowns??) 

And then, Oklahoma just took the (bleep) off!! This qb we've never seen before (well, we have, but not like THIS!!) all of a sudden is throwing and running and dodging and...

Alabama fumbles?!?! First fumble in the red zone all season?? Heck yes! 

We were so excited! 

Then, Alabama missed a field goal right before the half?! 

 

Annie and I were LITERALLY glowing!! 

Oklahoma goes into the half 31-17?? 

And that concludes this particular halftime. A very unamused Annie ran off to hide (likely under the bed) from being in any more selfies... 

And now back to you, ESPN.